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KEVIN
Well you made it to my profile page...wasn’t really like you had to go through a maze to reach this bitch ;)
 

I’m born and raised in the Washington, D.C. area, and it’s still the place I consider home...however sometimes you’ll find me in parts of Florida, LA, and yes...drunk at the opera. You ask how I became so brilliant...I give you this. I attended Sherwood High School in Sandy Spring, Md. From there I went on to attend Hampton University and The University of Maryland where I majored in Jack of all Trades...Master of NONE...none of yo’ bizness that is ;)

 
I played football and wrestled in High School...along with riding motocross...yes I said motocross...motocross was one of my biggest passions...and remains to be even today.
 
 
  "So Kev...top 5 leisure activities...in no specific order please"  
 
1. Ride bikes (motorcycles...not a f**king Huffy)
2. Spend time with my kids (There's nothing in this world like hearing your children laugh)
3. Hit the gym
4. Travel
5. The Beach (any beach...umm yeah topless ones top the list..George made me say that)
 
"What are your 5 favorite sport teams"
1. Washington Redskins (Hail to the Redskins)
2. Maryland Terrapins Football & Basketball (Fear the Turtle)
3. Los Angeles Lakers (West, Wilt, Magic, Worthy,Kareem,Shaq, and Kobe...nuff said)
4. Georgetown Hoyas Basketball (Ewing, Mourning,Iverson, and John Thompson)
5. Nebraska Cornhusker Football (Blackshirt "D")
 
"Ummm Kev...top 5 musical artists...and don't be shy bitch...once again no specific order"
1. Nas a.k.a. Nasty Nas (Old heads know him by Nasty Nas...his real peeps by Nasir Jones)
2. George Clinton (especially when Bootsy Collins was in the mix)
3. Lupe Fiasco
4. U2
5. Elton John ( why ya laughing...Elton John is a bad mutha fucka)
 
"Hey Kev...top 5 television shows...ESPN doesn't count"
1.24 (Hundreds of Thousands of lives are at stake...Sutherland says that shit every 5 seconds)
2. Scooby Doo (Shaggy and Scoob always have the munchies because they hit the Orange Kush in the Mystery Machine)
3. Ultimate Fighter
4. Monday Night Football (I don't give a f**k if it is on ESPN)
5. Entourage
 
"Yo Kev...top 5 movies...no porn please"
1. The Breakfast Club (A John Hughes classic)
2. Shawshank Redemption
3. Planes, Trains, and Automobiles (another John Hughes classic)
4. The Terminator ("I'll be back")
5. The Wedding Crashers ("I've got a stage-five clinger")
 
"One more thing Kev...what's your favorite quote"
"Put your hand on a hot stove for a minute, and it seems like an hour. Sit with a pretty girl for an hour, and it seems like a minute. THAT'S relativity". Albert Einstein
 
 
GEORGE

Hello out there in the sports world I am George and this little thing here is my bio. Ah yes, I consider myself more like a jack of all sports. I don't know a whole lot about one sport but I try to know a little about a bunch of sports. I consider myself an ESPN kid...in other words why watch the whole game when I can see the best parts in 3 minutes. I played high school sports here in Maryland all four years. I tried baseball in college but the coach said lets warm up with a 3 mile jog and that was all she wrote for this fat kid. When I'm not on set running my mouth with Kevin for you all to see, I'm in the gym with Kevin running my mouth for all to hear. Along with that you can find my tail parked in front of my TV playing my XBOX 360. If you're into video games shoot me an email, and I'll be happy to shoot you in the face.

"So George...top 5 video games of all time"
#1 Metal Gear on the NES where it all started for me
#2 Mario Bro's on the NES as well GREAT platform game
#3 Madden series I have been playing since the first Madden
#4 GTA 4 WOW just WOW
#5 Battlefield Bad Company or Call of Duty 4 I love FPS!
 
"What are 5 sports teams you follow?"
#1 Eagle's bleed green baby through and through
#2 Notre Dame has been run rough as of late but in the 80's it was so nice
#3 LSU my dad went there and I love their team SPEED
#4 Nebraska loved to watch that I formation back in the day and the D was sick
#5 Yankees greatest dynasty ever
 
"What are your favorite leisure activities?"
#1 Sleep I love my memory foam bed I need to give it a name
#2 Eat if it is not crawling off my plate more than likely ill eat it
#3 Working Out surprisingly relaxes me
#4 Video Games I'm always down to kill something or someone
#5 Shoes man yes Shoes I'm a sneaker HEAD love Jordan's!
 
"Top 5 movies?"
#1 Tropic Thunder yes I know it's new but DAMN is that flick funny
#2 Primal Fear Ed Norton is a BEAST and that can't be argued
#3 American Beauty Dark just the way I like it
#4 Shawshank Redemption Andy Dufresne are you kidding greatest character ever
#5 Dogma LOVE Jay & Silent Bob. Kevin Smith is a beast!
 
"Top 5 music artists"
#1 Lil Wayne Sick need I say more "Tougher than Nigerian Hair"
#2 Jay-Z was the man and still is has a business savvy to him that you have to respect
#3 Cypress Hill insane in the brain was the first rap song I had ever heard and I learned all of the word in 2 days
#4 Dr. Dre a pioneer in the rap scene and you have to respect what he has done
#5 Timbaland his beats are nasty and I just love what he create's
 
"Top 5 TV Shows"
#1 Intervention I love to seen train wrecks sick I know but I love it
#2 VH1 Reality TV shows they burry all of the MTV crap b/c VH1 gets the worst of the worst
#3 ESPN love to keep up on sports and what way to do this better than the world wide leader
#4 NFL Network it runs 24/7 365 and I LOVE football
#5 Boondocks Great adult humor!
 
"Favorite quote of all time"
This is not about Tony...you guys can point the finger at him...you can talk about the vacation...and if you do that it's really unfair..(sniffles) it's really unfair...it's my team (sniffles) .it's my quarterback"